Ungodly Humor: I’m surely going to hell for this stuff. God told me so.
For heaven’s sake, it’s only humor sure to make you laugh like hell.
The reason things have not been going very well for me is because I don’t believe in god. S/he/it knows, is pissed as hell, & is taking it out on me. God save me!
The way the story goes, it was about 13.5 billion years ago, that one got away. What got away? Well, it was a big one called the Big Bang. That’s the astronomical euphemism for Cosmic Fart. When asked about it, god just mutters, “Oh, it was nothing.” It may have been nothing for god, but it’s a little more than nothing for us which is why we’re in deep doo-doo now.
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I’m really bummed out. Being an atheist & nonbeliever in reincarnation or any other afterlife, I’ll miss out on being able to say “I told you so!” to all the believers. I will also be deprived of being eternally pissed that I did not get to know what the purpose of all this existence is, how it came to be, or where it’s heading.
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The reason most of the world doesn’t hear from The Creator any more is because s/he/it lost her/his/its license to operate after creating the debacle called “humanity.”
