Eulogy for Paradises Lost — Florida & California

Slip sliding, flooding, burning, & blowing away.

Florida & California, having once been Meccas for vacationers, retirees, & long-term residents, have become hellish environments. Florida is a cesspool of various algal growths & trash-covered beaches caused by human pollution, along with the unstoppable increasing collapse into sinkholes of its honeycombed porous foundation.

Retiring to Florida or California? Not in peace, you’re not. More likely to be in pieces, or as one sick or frightened…